Pastor Pratt

Pastor Pratt

NAME:

Pastor Pratt


OCCUPATION:
Former assistant pastor of First Baptist Church who was fired for several scandals, all of which were out of his control due to his wife cheating on him with a Satanist. To make ends meet he has had to take a call center job for wireless phones.
LOCATION:
Seattle, WA. Currently resides in the basement of a house owned by two Swedish homosexuals. It is an ironic situation since Pastor Pratt is a notorious homophobe.
LIKES/DISLIKES:
Likes religion, but mostly the authority of religion, something he once had and is trying to regain. Enjoys the companionship of Doyle because Doyle agrees with him on many topics, especially that humans are perverted and sinful. Doyle does not think the same thing about guinea pigs.

Pastor Pratt has no other hobbies but his numerous website ministries to eliminate homosexuality, evolution, abortion, pornography, video games and Victoria’s Secret catalogs that get into the hands of horny teenagers.

You can meet him: The Cynic