Scott

Scott Carlson

NAME:

Scott Carlson


OCCUPATION:
Resident perv and art school dropout. Sponges money off of parents, Kevin and even Doyle the guinea pig. Occasionally has been known to work fastfood and customer service, but not for more than 3 months at a time.
LOCATION:
Seattle, WA
LIKES/DISLIKES:
Likes all women, even “fat chicks” as he terms it unless they have small boobs–then otherwise why be fat if the boobs aren’t fat (his logic, not ours). Currently banned from Facebook because of leaving obscene messages on the walls of several female profiles.
Loves soda, but absolutely loves Monster Energy drinks and generally speaking does not drink coffee even though he lives within the Seattle area, home to the espresso stand.

You can meet him: The Cynic